Friday, March 5, 2010

Too Good to Pass Up

Again here is the most awesome gift that I can give those who might randomly stumble upon this blog as a gift for their dedication, or luck.



Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Okay I realize that no one on the planet is likely to see this unless I started doing some major promoting of this site again, and quite frankly I just don't have the gumption to do that at this time. So this video is for you die hard toddsift checkers. Those of you who come here every now and then to see if I have broken my long silence to return to this blog that I love so well.

Again I don't make any promises as far as post consistency, but I assure you I don't intend on giving the ghost up just yet, even if it is just therapeutic for me.

Enjoy the worst music video ever


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Potential Evil Nonsense Irritates Schools

yeah that's right, read it beehotches!

Thursday, February 12, 2009


Seriously it's not. It is just on exceptionally, unpredictably, long hiatus. I apologize for this.

Friday, January 2, 2009

T’is the Season

Where have I been? I have been on what the Europeans call “Holiday”. Of course here in America we call it “vacation”. Ironically enough I have been on vacation as well as Holiday (that is defined as “a day of Holy Reverence”), because I believe in Jesus. Therefore I get the time off as well as get the opportunity to refresh my soul and worldly spirit… bonus for me! So as I enter this new calendar year (don’t bother to engage me on my beliefs about the space time continuum) enjoy these truly WTF videos that I have found. (Videos that I probably would have found more of if I weren’t on vacation… I mean holiday…I mean Holidays… I mean vacation).

British Television is brilliant. Who else would have thought to report on the underground craze of “Roboting” way back in the 1980’s?


Ho Lee Krap!!! Forget everything that I have ever said about British television being brilliant (or tele as those Nancy boy namby-panmbies like to call it). Australian television is certainly the wave of the future. I guess that makes sense seeing that they start their day way before us lazy yanks get around to it.


Most American’s do not understand the great subtlety involved in the cinematic genius of the first “Robocop” movie. While it portrayed itself as the typical run and gun, explosion saturated, one-liner kind of theatrical schlock, there was an almost subliminal lesson of American overindulgence and greed that can only be portrayed in this commercial for “American Fried Chicken” commercial from the Orient.


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Six Foot Four and Made of Muscles

This might be the best article ever written.

I think that I have posted something by this guy before. I want to say that it was a video with a song about the fact that the video was only 30 seconds long… or something to that fact. Anyway, once again this fine gent is gracing toddsift with yet another annoying ditty that can be summed up with the onomatopoeia…Boioioioioioioioioioi!


I seldom feel sorry for people, for the most part they seem to deserve the shit that happens to them. Until recently I might have said the same about goats, but the tribulations of Ed and Bob here nearly broke my heart (no animals were harmed in the making of this video).


And finally here is 15 seconds of your life that will never make sense again.


Friday, December 12, 2008


The Following is a Special Presentation of a previously never before released toddsift post. The reason why this post never made it to toddsift is complicated, but basically it comes down to problems with HTML code. If you are unaware of what HTML code is do not fret, because ironically the main topic of the post is about HTML code and issues that can arrise from its use.


The name of this post is Cheese. That much I assume you could glean from the large font title up there. The real philosophical enigma is why did I title this post Cheese? The short answer is I didn’t. I needed to save this file because I knew I was never going to finish it yesterday. As most of you have probably experienced, Microsoft Word has a nifty little feature where as it will automatically name your file the first word or phrase in the body of your work. At the time of said save, the first object in the body of this work was the HTML embed code for the video you will find immediately below. If you don’t know anything about HTML embed codes (and I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t because after doing this blog thing for almost a year, I still don’t know much of anything about HTML embed codes), they start with
a line that says… ... this is followed by all sorts of good old computer type stuff that tells your computer how to present the hand selected grade A premium WTF that I have chosen for you that day. So anyway, here I was making the save that I knew that I needed to make because I knew that I would never get around to finishing this post, and Microsoft Word decided for the reasons that I just explained to give me the option to name my file…

I didn’t feel comfortable withbeing the save name of this post for many reasons, some of which I will list here.

1. Aesthetically, I found it displeasing. looks as if I was attempting to make some sort of cobbled together graphical representation of a spear (Zulu Assegai style possibly).

2. begs the question, “What does less than object width actually equal?” Looking at the code one can see the answer is “540”, but I cannot assume that any one would ever look at the code to find out what the answer is. Not to mention that the less than symbol at the beginning of the code does not actually stand for less than as much as it is a virtual place holder for the HTML code itself.

3. ….Wha…Uh…Sorry I nodded of in the middle of point number 2. I was all, just like, “Blah blah blah…HTML code. Blah blah blah…place holder. Blah blah blah…less than equals”

4. The rising price of linseed oil concerns me.

So for those reasons (among others that I won’t get into due to personal and religious reasons) I decided that I needed to use a different file save name. Cheese was the first word that popped into my head, so Cheese it became.

“But why then did you title this blog post Cheese?” you might find yourself asking right now. As I told you earlier the short answer was that I didn’t and I feel that I have taken up far too much of your time with the short answer already, so I will not get into the long answer today. I am sure you understand, and are quite possibly relieved as well.

Video Time!!!

This is nothing but good old fashioned silliness. Sometimes good old fashioned silliness is just what this world needs.


How many takes did they need for this line to be delivered straight-faced?



Personally I enjoyed every last minute of this video, but then again I am not normal.