Sweet and Sour Awesomeness

It’s no secret to those who know me best that I love the Japanese. Their quite intensity, and repressed societal rules cause them, when it’s time to relax, to freak out in some of the most entertaining ways. Crazy internet videos are bound to happen when you cram that many lactose intolerant people on a small series of islands in the South Pacific. What many Japanese will never admit is that, while they are special in their own way, they still hailed from the mainland across the sea. Yes I am talking about China, the original birthplace of all that is Asian. Now I don’t claim to be an expert on China, mostly because they are Communists. Every one knows that, Communists don’t want you to be an expert on Communists, unless you are a Communist. However, I do know that the Chinese are repressed, and have a proclivity to do wacky things. While most of us in the west are convinced that all they do is make GHB laced children’s toys, and poison dog food at low low costs, there are also these fine exports that I have posted today.

Ah, the wonder of animals riding animals. No doubt some of you have seen the tiger riding the horse photos by now. I am pleased to present Monkey riding goat on tight rope and cup.


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What could show the tenacity and ingenuity of the Chinese more than this video? Wrestler A is all set for the match, when Wrestler B calls in sick with the Bird Flu. Will Wrestler A disappoint the fans? No! These people paid hard earned money, they made while making the latest Sarny and Magnetbox televisions, to see a show. I salute you Wrestler A… even though you are a Commie!


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I Love Mr. Alan's Shoes

The last couple of days I have been posting a 2for. Always striving to outdo myself I figured the only thing better than a 2for would be a 2for 2for. I guess I could have just done a 4for, but then I realized Mr. Alan’s has made a killing off of the 2for deals for years. Here is one crappy internet video for $29.95, or 2for fiddy, or in this case, 2for 2for fiddy fiddy.

First up… a couple for the kiddies out there. I can tell you that I love children, as long as they are mine. I have never been to fond of other people’s children, and sadly even after having my own, I still don’t care much for the carpet runners spat forth from other’s procreation. Oh well I guess that goes along with being an elitist.


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For the second 2for, we have a couple of military recruiting videos from Asia. If we had videos like this in the U.S., I wouldn’t hesitate signing up. And by signing up, I mean signing other peoples children up. Damn those little bastards.


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Seriously, WTF

This is WTF on so many levels. I was going to go on a rant with this video, but that is exactly what the creators of this show would want. So instead I will sit back, relax, and laugh at it. I suggest you do the same.


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Now for the counterpoint. Once again I am just going to laugh at it.


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A Gift From Chris B.

Sometimes things just fall into your lap. I wasn’t at work for more than 30 minutes today, when Chris gave me this gem. I must admit that I was leery in the beginning, because it took a long time to get into it. Trust me if you stick out the first minute and a half, you’ll be glad. The video is an amalgamation of propaganda, stereotyping, and pure WTF. If only the U.S. Government had been watching Japanese cartoons in 1934, we could have avoided Pearl Harbor all together. A quick preemptive strike using and army of Bugs Bunnies (seeing Mickey was a failure) would have done the trick, because everyone knows the Japanese love their furries.


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Double Your Pleasure

After last Friday’s fiasco of a post, I decided to pull back on the reigns a bit. The previous two videos were such to the extreme end of WTF that I felt there needed to be a balance in the universe. Without some videos that were at least some what conventional, we would never truly appreciate the inexplicable….

OK, I admit it. I just couldn’t find anything more bizarre than the Mushroom Cooking Mostly Naked Horse-head Japanese Guy. So instead you get this mildly weird Flight of the Conchords video. I love these guys, and just about anything that they do. You should definitely spend some time looking up other Flight of the Conchords Stuff.


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Oh Yeah, Andy found a Video of a Cat Masturbating.


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Much Anguish Went Into this Post(So You Better Not Take It Lightly)

FAIR WARNING!!!!!!! DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO LIGHTLY!!!!!!!

My goal has always been to find the single most WTF video on the internets. Many months have gone by and I always seem to find something more and more indescribable. I came across this video right on the front page of Videosift.com and immediately decided this would be the post of the day. However, some where around one to two minutes in, I decided that this would not be the post of the day.

"It's too much, too soon" I told myself.

“This is so WTF, it has to go up.” I argued.

"There really is no need for this much man nudity two days in a row" I thought.

"Maybe people wouldn't care." This debate went on for a while. I even called Andy T. and told him of what I had found.

"It'll scare them" I told myself.

"Let it, isn't this what it's all about anyway, pushing the envelope of the nonsensical."

"What about the children!"

"The children are our future!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"I don't know... I am running out of arguments for posting the video." At this point in the debate Chris walked into the room.

"Why don't we show it to Chris?" Said pro-posting Todd with renewed confidence.

"Ok." Agreed, anti-posting Todd.

Chris nearly peed himself.

So I have posted it.

So my internets audience, this is a video that I leave to your discretion. Dare to take a step over that line with me. Or don’t, you might be better off mentally.

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Salami Fighters Association

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What can I say? Bacon belts and Salami Nunchaku, a wee bit on the homo-erotic side. I hope the drugs they were taking were good; because that couch is gonna smell forever.

Rick Astley Abuse Must Be Stopped

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For those of you not aware of the concept of a Rick Roll, allow me to explain. Rick Astley embodied all that was magnificent of the 1980's. His luxurious vocal tones, along with his phenomenal dancing skills made him the standard that all musicians should live up to. As a result of this nearly godlike status, now in the 2000's, Rick has been taken up by the evil internets as a weapon of massive capability. Rick Rolling originated on 4chan, and then quickly spread to sites such as YTMND.com and then eventually to the many video sites like Break.com, Videosift.com, and that communist site YouTube.com. Most videos entice the non-sexed internet user with a promise of a video of some sexy ladies, just to have the video switch dramatically to the Delicious Rick Astley a few seconds in. This abrupt change causes the theta waves of the human mind to change rapidly from pleasure seeking, to a purity seeking pattern, thus destroying the human soul. The only way to combat this malicious attack of our souls it to form a human chain across the globe, while wearing large shoulder padded suits, and singing the hits that Mr. Astley made soooooo popular. As you can see I am on a global cause kick today, tomorrow I probably won't give a rat's patootee.

Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd Will be Sued!!

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Who would have thought that Ghostbusters had such dark past? I think that it would have only been fair if Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd had at least paid homage to those who paved the way for them. I can understand the changes and modernization that they needed to transform this masterpiece of a television show to the classic silver screen gem, but to leave Tracy the Silverback out of the movies was just plain wrong. For too long our simian cousins have been mis-casted and abused by Hollywood, and I won't stand for it. That is why Dr. Jane Goodall and I have teamed up to genetically create a race of super apes to take over Hollywood. Now if I could just get those damn dirty apes to keep their paws off of me, our revolution could begin.

Andy T is My Hero!

ANDY T. IS MY HERO!!!!!

I don't say that lightly. If I did say that lightly I would not have used all caps and so many exclamation marks. It has been said that necessity is the mother of invention, if that be true then boredom is the mother of awesome(Awesome's father has been out of the picture for quite a while, but I am going to guess that he was Latin in ethnicity, because Awesome has that natural suaveness). It was a combination of boredom and Andy T. that caused him to squeeze the concept of this blog from his proverbial loins. So therefore Andy T. is the father of this blog, and by that logic Awesome's Step father (see family tree).



So, I owe big thanks to Andy for his torrid love affair, I assume that his wife will be ok with it because it is a fictional second marriage. Not to mention a fictional marriage that I made up, assuring that it has no real world validity.

My only regret is that I have no WTF for the day, so you will have to settle for my inane ramblings. I know... EPIC FAIL, but WTF does not grow on trees.

Todd

ummm

Another Dagg find:


2-15-08 Dagg Writes: Enjoy



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2-18-08 Well its no megaladon, but it is pretty awesome none the less.



2-19-08 I know that it is nothing more than a 10 minute booze commercial, but it a very entertaining 10 minute booze commercial. Audio is a must

The Mother of All WTF finds

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As I stood on the hill, a vast valley spread out before me. A valley of WTF. The plains were littered with the random bizarreness that only the internets can bring. From Zany Japanese shows to the 10 year olds that love turtles. However in the midst of this valley there was a tower, and I have chosen to climb that tower. As I climb higher and higher I find treasure after treasure of the insanely random. Often I have felt that I have reached the pinnacle of this tower, only to realize that it continues higher yet. occasionally someone else finds this new outcropping to cling to, and pulls us up to a new plateau. I had given up hope that maybe there were no more secret ways higher. That is until today. I now stand at a precipice so high and dizzying, I dare not look down at the valley of WTF for fear of vertigo. Here high on this windswept cliff I have found this gem. As the post says:

"When looking up the definition of WTF, this is the video that should be next to wiki entry."

I say preach on brother of the obscure, for you have made a believer out of me!

Enjoy my fellow weirdians, enjoy all 2:30 of this luscious production.

and the WTF goes on and on and on and on....

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2-13-08
something to make you feel proud that you are an American.

From the cockles of Dagg's heart:


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And the WTF continues...

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1-24-08 - Holla!


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1-28-08 um, ok here you go


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1-28-08 Here is a product every one wants


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and more from that wacky island of Japan


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you have to stick it out until the end


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and i thought the japanese were f'ed up. its almost better with no sound.

Another contribution from Bruder

Japanese Ronald McDonald Insanity - Watch more free videos

I dare you to sit there for 5 minutes.

More WTF...

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1-9-08 - Yummy Yummy Yummy I have pain in my tummy (from Andy)


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1-9-08 Some more love from Japanese Spiderman. To clarify, spiderman does not fight Japanese Mexican Cowboy, but fight along side him.


From Bruder:


1-15-08 - Dagg replies "WTF WAS THAT"
Tom Replies "Ummmm Thank you?"


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1-16-08 Not really wtf, I race on Donkeys every day, but worth watching


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1-17-08 I LOVE JAPAN!


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1-17-08 I Love the Internets!

Andy: wow, all I have to say to that is wow.... NOW CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!


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1-22-08 This might be almost too random. I apologize.

I suspect that even if you spoke the norse language this was sung in it would still be pretty much a big-ol'-pile-o-wtf.







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11-26-07

everyday i wake up and prey a little prayer thanking God for the Japanese






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11-28-07 In light of yesterday's crave case I thought this was a most appropriate clip.

Thibault: So would all of the excersise compact it all and make it come shooting out?






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11-30-07 enjoy or cry, your choice

Tom Z: I chose to cry.

I'm glad I have a week to recover before I have to return to work. Damn flashbacks..

From Tom:







12-3-07 Tom Wrote: My own edition of WTF...
It's not that great but it defintitely brought a smile to my face.. mainly the first minute or so..

Bruder contributes:







12-4-07 Bruder writes: It has the Todd seal of approval!






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12-4-07 seeing that bruder pretty much has the market on wtf cornered, here is something so cute you'll want to vomit






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12-5-07 Everyone is getting one of these for Christmas from me!






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12-5-07 Also for your enjoyment






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12-6-07 I have seen the end of it all. I don't know if there is anything more wtf out there. I feel like a chapter in this world might be ending. I know it is a little long, but stick around until the end because it goes from weird to just plain insane.

Tom responds: You are right, the ending was definitely worth it. That video gave me the most natural WTF reaction yet.

Thibault responds: I guess that was a taping of the open auditions for Gulliver's Travels... in Munich... with a vastly anti druid cast.... there is no place in modern entertainment for Anti-Druidism. I thought we had progressed as a society.
dear god the shame

Bruder responds: I don't get it. I spend my weekends laughing at camels all the time. And don't tell me the President never told you to point and yell at a tree.






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12-17-07 well as you knwo I have been off for a week, so some of you might have seen this but if not then wtf?!?!?!






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12-17-07 ok, this is got to be the most awesomest movie scene I have ever witnessed. If you don't want to loose 9 minutes of your life then scrub 3 to 4 minutes in to give up 5 to 6






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12-17-07 This is what happens when i am gone for a week, I have to play catch up when I get back


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12-21-07 Here is my contribution of WTF. If you can get past the first 30 seconds of bad acting, it gets more and more f'ed up as it goes.