Wow, The Stepfather of Awesome graced this humble blog once again. I feel honored that he is able to take time from his real career to grace the pages of toddsift again. We miss you A.T.
toddsift takes time to wipe a tear of sentimental from his eye.
On to today’s WTF.
Never in the past have I stopped my search for WTF as soon as I found the first video. Sure, there have been several times that all I have found is one video that seemed to sum it all up, but I always searched for more gems that might compliment it. Today is different. I stopped searching as soon as I had sat through all 11 minutes of this masterpiece. I simply thought of squirreling this video away just in case there is a final demise of toddsift, I figured it would be one hell of a send off. Alas, I know that WTF is not meant to be squirreled, nor is it meant to be gophered or even marmoseted. Not to mention saving a video to be the end all be all is silly considering there will certainly be more videos out there that strike to the very heart of WTF more accurately and precisely than this one. So I apologize for the excruciatingly long intro, but I would not have rambled as much for a lesser video.
Enjoy This is my Milwaukee
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Is this hacksored?
Ok so its been a while since I dipped my immortal danglies into toddsift. It looks as though Todd has to actually do work. I am sure this is just causing him great agony and despair to not bring you the loyal viewer good wtf. So it is with that sentiment that I (the stepfather of awesome) bring you
BLACK DYNAMITE. Just when you thought the blaxploitation movie genre was dead, BAM! For your wtf viewing pleasure. This is mildly nsfw so watch it. I miss you bitches, keep in touch
SFOA
BLACK DYNAMITE. Just when you thought the blaxploitation movie genre was dead, BAM! For your wtf viewing pleasure. This is mildly nsfw so watch it. I miss you bitches, keep in touch
SFOA
Friday, November 21, 2008
Con Grasa Reducida
If you miss the robust toddsift posts, just think of this one as toddsift lite, now with 10% less fat. Then not only will you still get some WTF, but you can feel good about your waistline as well.
I have always wondered if there was a way that I could stay warm during the winter months and look like a druid at the same time?
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I have always wondered if there was a way that I could stay warm during the winter months and look like a druid at the same time?
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
I Haven't Quit Yet!!!
In an effort to assure that I at least post something once a week, I have hired a personal motivator. Here is Crack Squirrel. He is my inspiration. If he can make it, so can I.
I have a tendency to vary my definition of WTF to suit the videos that I find; in the case of this video I simply cannot define it at all.
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Of course it is from the Japanese, of course it is WTF, of course it has found a nice comfy home on toddsift.
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The sifter who posted this video on the site that I stole it from gave it the title I Have No Idea How to Title This, and quite frankly neither do I. I can tell you I nearly cried with laughter while I watched it…I don’t know why, but I did.
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I assure you your day won’t be complete until you have had your dose of 21 seconds of a monkey washing a cat
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I have a tendency to vary my definition of WTF to suit the videos that I find; in the case of this video I simply cannot define it at all.
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Of course it is from the Japanese, of course it is WTF, of course it has found a nice comfy home on toddsift.
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The sifter who posted this video on the site that I stole it from gave it the title I Have No Idea How to Title This, and quite frankly neither do I. I can tell you I nearly cried with laughter while I watched it…I don’t know why, but I did.
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I assure you your day won’t be complete until you have had your dose of 21 seconds of a monkey washing a cat
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
1/3 of all Towns in England end in “Bury”
I found an article today; here is the headline and enough of the body to get to my point.
'Try something new today...' blundering Sainsbury's gives booklet on sex positions to eight-year-olds
By Andrew LevyLast updated at 2:02 AM on 13th November 2008
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They probably expected a goody bag of some sorts as a going home gift after the primary school trip to Sainsbury's.
But what the 42 children - not to mention their parents and teachers - did not expect was to be given a book with explicit illustrations of sexual positions.
Okay, I understand that mistakes happen, but this has me thoroughly outraged. I cannot even begin to encapsulate my anger into words refined enough to be comprehensible. To think that this kind of carelessness could go unchecked makes my blood boil and quite frankly I feel ill to my stomach. The helpless victims of this atrocity were nothing but innocent second graders who should have been treated to an afternoon of frivolity and excitement, but no, instead they were forced to take their field trip to the local grocery chain. Yes, that is right, you heard me Sainsbury is a grocery store. What kind of field trip is that? At least when I was a child we were able to go to the roller rink, or to the zoo. Apparently teachers in England think that the class room is not dull enough. They have to make their outings to local businesses that children are inherently irritated by. I imagine this trip must have gone over about as well as last year’s trip to the homework factory, or even the year before when the then new kindergarteners were trekked to the steamed broccoli convention. Sickening outrage I tell you!!!
Oh yeah… there was something about porn in that article too, but I couldn’t get past the whole “grocery store” thing enough to read the article to find out about that part.
The more times change, the more they stay the same. Adults will always attempt to teach their kids by using the latest slang…and using it completely wrong.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Ummm I am not really sure? It is one of those videos that seem to make sense while not making sense at all. I did manage to make it all the way through though. There are some suggestively animated sequences included, so consider your self warned.
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'Try something new today...' blundering Sainsbury's gives booklet on sex positions to eight-year-olds
By Andrew LevyLast updated at 2:02 AM on 13th November 2008
Comments (108)
Add to My Stories
They probably expected a goody bag of some sorts as a going home gift after the primary school trip to Sainsbury's.
But what the 42 children - not to mention their parents and teachers - did not expect was to be given a book with explicit illustrations of sexual positions.
Okay, I understand that mistakes happen, but this has me thoroughly outraged. I cannot even begin to encapsulate my anger into words refined enough to be comprehensible. To think that this kind of carelessness could go unchecked makes my blood boil and quite frankly I feel ill to my stomach. The helpless victims of this atrocity were nothing but innocent second graders who should have been treated to an afternoon of frivolity and excitement, but no, instead they were forced to take their field trip to the local grocery chain. Yes, that is right, you heard me Sainsbury is a grocery store. What kind of field trip is that? At least when I was a child we were able to go to the roller rink, or to the zoo. Apparently teachers in England think that the class room is not dull enough. They have to make their outings to local businesses that children are inherently irritated by. I imagine this trip must have gone over about as well as last year’s trip to the homework factory, or even the year before when the then new kindergarteners were trekked to the steamed broccoli convention. Sickening outrage I tell you!!!
Oh yeah… there was something about porn in that article too, but I couldn’t get past the whole “grocery store” thing enough to read the article to find out about that part.
The more times change, the more they stay the same. Adults will always attempt to teach their kids by using the latest slang…and using it completely wrong.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Ummm I am not really sure? It is one of those videos that seem to make sense while not making sense at all. I did manage to make it all the way through though. There are some suggestively animated sequences included, so consider your self warned.
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Some how I Feel as if I Have Written This Before
It has been a long time since I have written a satisfying rant. I don’t have the free time that I used to have at work (imagine that…I have to work for a living), and I certainly do not have the time that I need to appease my self interests at home (oh…wow…I have a new baby and I wish to invest more time into my family life, and not so much into my personal desires). But honestly…you dear reader…observer…visitor; must certainly be sick of the endless bitching that seems to be the common post that comes from toddsift. I don’t blame you. Who would want to invest their time into a whiney self deprecating blog like toddsift? NO ONE!!!! So here I am, now naked to the world (seriously, I am naked…my ass is sticking to this faux leather chair of mine). I plan on splashing MANDOM on every pore and accepting that I am a MAN. As such I will write posts that do not concern themselves with the trivial irritations that come with the lifestyle of a father and a career maker. Rather I will write pots that only speak to tough and rumble things like steaks…Bond fires…and of course loving ones family like one who loves the autumn due upon a freshly painted leaf of a delicately falling maple tree.
At first I felt very bad for these animals. Then I realized that like most things on the internets, this video was faked for the purposes of who the hell knows what. At that point I just sat back and enjoyed the artistry designed to make me uncomfortable.
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Have you ever, while in a snow ball fight, squeezed your snowball so hard that it became an ice ball? This is what happens when some one squeezes WTF so hard that it becomes a concentrated-skull-shattering ball of WTF.
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Okay… I think that it is only appropriate that we wrap up today in “fetish land”. I don’t know whose fetish is complete only when nimble young women with fancifully painted toes steps upon their heads, and quite frankly I don’t want to know…Neither do you, but you will watch any way,
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At first I felt very bad for these animals. Then I realized that like most things on the internets, this video was faked for the purposes of who the hell knows what. At that point I just sat back and enjoyed the artistry designed to make me uncomfortable.
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Have you ever, while in a snow ball fight, squeezed your snowball so hard that it became an ice ball? This is what happens when some one squeezes WTF so hard that it becomes a concentrated-skull-shattering ball of WTF.
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Okay… I think that it is only appropriate that we wrap up today in “fetish land”. I don’t know whose fetish is complete only when nimble young women with fancifully painted toes steps upon their heads, and quite frankly I don’t want to know…Neither do you, but you will watch any way,
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Monday?
whew, made it just in time, now I can post twice one Tuesday and feel okay about myself for making it on Monday...Shit mere seconds too late.
Oh, wow!!!
blogspot's time is all screwed up. This post went up on Monday on a technicality!!
Woo Hoo!!
Oh, wow!!!
blogspot's time is all screwed up. This post went up on Monday on a technicality!!
Woo Hoo!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Before I Go
I am off work again for the next couple of days. I know...Must be nice. Well yes it is nice. So in honor of all you working stiffs that don't have the next few days off here is a little geek-tastic tribute to John Williams and Star Wars.
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I Like Bob Ross
I’ve decided that I am in the wrong line of business. I need to become an artist. After all if Belgian artist Jan Fabre can make a living hanging rotting vegetables in condoms from the ceiling, than certainly I can make it big time with my cans of spam magnetized to school buses filled with pygmy goats.
All I have left to do is buy the spam.
I wasn’t terribly impressed with the WTF out there today, but I guess everyday can’t be a MANDOM-Salami Fighters Association- Old Greg-Japanese Guy Wears a Horse Head to Cook Mushrooms kind of day. Instead you can be treated to some NSFW smutty British humor.
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I was not going to post this video mostly because I was thoroughly disappointed with the poor quality of the finished “toast landscape” being created. However the song alone is enough to make you question reality, so here it is anyway.
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All I have left to do is buy the spam.
I wasn’t terribly impressed with the WTF out there today, but I guess everyday can’t be a MANDOM-Salami Fighters Association- Old Greg-Japanese Guy Wears a Horse Head to Cook Mushrooms kind of day. Instead you can be treated to some NSFW smutty British humor.
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I was not going to post this video mostly because I was thoroughly disappointed with the poor quality of the finished “toast landscape” being created. However the song alone is enough to make you question reality, so here it is anyway.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Where is My Primetime?
Today is the day for 24 hours of news coverage where absolutely nothing of use will be said. I think I will wait until tomorrow morning to turn on the TV and find out who is president.
Or better yet, I will watch Electric Hamster Racing until tomorrow morning, and by then I won’t care who is president.
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Here is a little more from the always brilliant Flight of the Conchords. It is called Bret’s Angry Dance.
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Or better yet, I will watch Electric Hamster Racing until tomorrow morning, and by then I won’t care who is president.
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Here is a little more from the always brilliant Flight of the Conchords. It is called Bret’s Angry Dance.
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Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday is Sexy-time(warning no sexiness included in today’s post)
It is down to the final hours before the masses get to elect a president. This is the time when most people would try to cram down your throat the importance of voting. I am here to tell you quite the opposite. Don’t get out there and vote. Why would I say something so irresponsible you may ask? Simple, if you were not about to go out on your own and vote, then chances are you are by no means prepared to make an educated vote. The last thing that this country needs is a bunch of uninformed voters out there randomly casting a ballot because someone who has a blog, or a website, or a radio show or a television show, or has handed out a flyer, or even made one of the 673 irritating political phone calls I have received in the last month told them so. So here is my patriotic duty for the day.
If you were not thinking of voting until some one told you to vote, then please don’t vote tomorrow. If you really want to vote, then do your research, weigh all the issues, ignore the traditional media, don’t listen to just your friends. Then come next election you might be ready.
Now on to something way better than Obama and McCain…WTF!
Never scare old people. At the very least you might get some urine on your shoes, the worst you might get is this.
This one is called An Interview with Dali.
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Disturbingly cute, and mildly bizarre…here is a gift from the Chinese called Bobo & Toto episode 6 – Chocolate.
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This one plays out like one of those jokes you read in a copy of Readers Digest. Except is has the cursin’ in it.
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If you were not thinking of voting until some one told you to vote, then please don’t vote tomorrow. If you really want to vote, then do your research, weigh all the issues, ignore the traditional media, don’t listen to just your friends. Then come next election you might be ready.
Now on to something way better than Obama and McCain…WTF!
Never scare old people. At the very least you might get some urine on your shoes, the worst you might get is this.
This one is called An Interview with Dali.
via videosift.com
Disturbingly cute, and mildly bizarre…here is a gift from the Chinese called Bobo & Toto episode 6 – Chocolate.
via videosift.com
This one plays out like one of those jokes you read in a copy of Readers Digest. Except is has the cursin’ in it.
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