Here is a couple from the Land of the Rising Sun.
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I will warn you, this is 35 minutes long. There is no need to watch it all because there is enough WTF packed into the first couple of moments to tide you over.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Why Did I Major in Television?!?!?!
Working in the television industry can be depressing sometimes. You can sit down in a studio surrounded by thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Take your raw footage, and encode it into an editor. Spend an hour editing for every minute shot. Lay your final product off onto a professional format, and never create something as awesome as this.
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For your further enjoyment, visit www.fredandsharonsmovies.com to view Fred and Sharon's entire body of work.
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For your further enjoyment, visit www.fredandsharonsmovies.com to view Fred and Sharon's entire body of work.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Crabs and Pee
Today is Oral Action Packed Friday. I know what you are thinking, and you can take care of that yourself at home.
Up first, a mouth full of crabs, yes crabs in the mouth. This song will be in my head for the rest of the weekend at least.
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I know I often get bored at the urinal. To stave off peaking at others junk, many establishments have made potty modifications. Most bars will put the sports pages up in front of the can or, if they are an especially lucrative establishment, a plasma. Why stop there, why not an incredibly scary clown head, who’s mouth you can pee in… why not indeed.
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Up first, a mouth full of crabs, yes crabs in the mouth. This song will be in my head for the rest of the weekend at least.
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I know I often get bored at the urinal. To stave off peaking at others junk, many establishments have made potty modifications. Most bars will put the sports pages up in front of the can or, if they are an especially lucrative establishment, a plasma. Why stop there, why not an incredibly scary clown head, who’s mouth you can pee in… why not indeed.
Creepy Asian Clown Urinal - Watch more free videos
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Stanley Kubrick's Foray into Children's Shows
Today I was trapped in a studio so I didn’t really get a chance to look for a good video. Don’t despair my kiddies, whilst I stood behind a camera trying to stay awake, my crack team of ninjas were hard at work. By team, I mean one person, and by ninja, I mean Chris, and by hard at work, I mean looking at youtube. There really are no words to describe what you are about to see. There isn’t any explanation of why this video was created that I would accept. All in all it is pure WTF mixed with juvenile humor, and a lot of time on the hands. It is quirky and odd, but when you hit the minute mark things really go sideways. There is a System of a Down song that is called "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song". I think that sentiment is perfectly fitting to this video as well.
P.S. If you are curious about System of a Down lyrics visit your local library, or this website http://www.metrolyrics.com/this-cocaine-makes-me-feel-like-im-on-this-song-lyrics-system-of-a-down.html.
P.S. If you are curious about System of a Down lyrics visit your local library, or this website http://www.metrolyrics.com/this-cocaine-makes-me-feel-like-im-on-this-song-lyrics-system-of-a-down.html.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Grumpy
I hate people. I have made that statement more times than I can count. Every time I watch the local news, or read an article online, or drive on 696 this feeling gets reinforced. I am not a racist, nor am I an ultranationalist; I just hate the world in general. As a result of my blanket hate I sit on my rooftop every night with a giant magnet hoping to attract a comet to destroy us all. If you enjoy hate as much as I do then I think you will understand today’s posts.
In the late 1980’s Rambo was the new Chuck Norris, as a result, the only logical path of action was to make a music video about him.
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Well as you can imagine after a decade or two this video eventually made its way into the hands of the illustrious Kim Jong-Il. Good ol’ Kim thinks that everything is about him, so naturally he assumed that those were North Korean Soldiers that Rambo was killing. We can have a laugh because: A. Rambo is fictitious and B. It is obvious that those soldiers were Pennsylvania Dutch. As a result of Kim’s confusion he put together this little anti American propaganda song. WARNING!!!! This video contains language not suitable for small children, the average workplace, or teddy bear farms.
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Ok, now that we got the country hating out of the way, lets move on to racism.
You may ask, what inspired that skyscraper to sing about racism? Well I can tell you, it was this video, and no she is not naked.
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I hope you enjoyed today’s swim in unjustified hatred… you jerks.
In the late 1980’s Rambo was the new Chuck Norris, as a result, the only logical path of action was to make a music video about him.
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Well as you can imagine after a decade or two this video eventually made its way into the hands of the illustrious Kim Jong-Il. Good ol’ Kim thinks that everything is about him, so naturally he assumed that those were North Korean Soldiers that Rambo was killing. We can have a laugh because: A. Rambo is fictitious and B. It is obvious that those soldiers were Pennsylvania Dutch. As a result of Kim’s confusion he put together this little anti American propaganda song. WARNING!!!! This video contains language not suitable for small children, the average workplace, or teddy bear farms.
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Ok, now that we got the country hating out of the way, lets move on to racism.
You may ask, what inspired that skyscraper to sing about racism? Well I can tell you, it was this video, and no she is not naked.
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I hope you enjoyed today’s swim in unjustified hatred… you jerks.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Turkey Club with Fries
This morning I spent more than 2 hours scouring my usual sources on the internets. Fruitless were my efforts. I thought for sure that there would be no post today, but then I found hope. I found hope in the form of a link that showed true promise, Evil Turkish Spiderman.
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While the guinea pigs (or as some call them ginny pigs) gnawing a victim’s face off seemed to be as WTF the Turks could give us, I hoped there would be more. I was not disappointed. Enter Turkish Rambo, with his low powered, ever reloading rocket launcher. This masterful piece of cinema has some of the greatest death scenes. The western thespian world could learn a thing or two from actors such as these. I am positive that the final villain is the genetic offspring of Vincent Price and Inside the Actor's Studio's James Lipton. The cost of creating this genetic anomaly ate up most of the budget.
Why stop at Rambo when you can continue to infringe international copyright laws. Turkish Superman is yet another romp into the world of ridiculous. I still don’t know why it was necessary for Superman to climb into the truck to stop it instead of just using his massive strength to grab the bumper. Then again I am no Superman, so who am I to question his tactics.
An action movie is only as good as its explosions and montages…having said that, this movie must be crap.
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I apologize to any of my Armenian audience I may have offended by posting products of Turkey.
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While the guinea pigs (or as some call them ginny pigs) gnawing a victim’s face off seemed to be as WTF the Turks could give us, I hoped there would be more. I was not disappointed. Enter Turkish Rambo, with his low powered, ever reloading rocket launcher. This masterful piece of cinema has some of the greatest death scenes. The western thespian world could learn a thing or two from actors such as these. I am positive that the final villain is the genetic offspring of Vincent Price and Inside the Actor's Studio's James Lipton. The cost of creating this genetic anomaly ate up most of the budget.
Why stop at Rambo when you can continue to infringe international copyright laws. Turkish Superman is yet another romp into the world of ridiculous. I still don’t know why it was necessary for Superman to climb into the truck to stop it instead of just using his massive strength to grab the bumper. Then again I am no Superman, so who am I to question his tactics.
An action movie is only as good as its explosions and montages…having said that, this movie must be crap.
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I apologize to any of my Armenian audience I may have offended by posting products of Turkey.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Monday Strikes With a Vengeance
I think it is pretty obvious that bad ideas are universal. People make mistakes all across the globe, its part of being human. It does amaze me though, when people across the globe make, what would appear to be, identical mistakes. Mistakes like; they can sing, disco isn’t dead, and low budget videos are entertaining. I don’t know if this was coincidence that theses two videos were made, or if it was some sort of secret underground plot by the illuminati, all I know is they make me want to scrub myself clean of their awfulness.
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Speaking of scrubbing myself clean… I always try to do it with as many men as possible. In fact sometimes I just let them scrub me while we all sing a cheery tune about soap and water. Don’t believe me, well here is some home video.
If that isn’t horrifying enough here is some more drunken German midgets. A la Werner Herzog’s Auch Zwerge Haben Klein Angefangen (Even Dwarves Started Small).
To quote one of the best television shows of all time, Futurama, “You watched it…you can’t unwatch it!”
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Speaking of scrubbing myself clean… I always try to do it with as many men as possible. In fact sometimes I just let them scrub me while we all sing a cheery tune about soap and water. Don’t believe me, well here is some home video.
If that isn’t horrifying enough here is some more drunken German midgets. A la Werner Herzog’s Auch Zwerge Haben Klein Angefangen (Even Dwarves Started Small).
To quote one of the best television shows of all time, Futurama, “You watched it…you can’t unwatch it!”
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