Grumpy

I hate people. I have made that statement more times than I can count. Every time I watch the local news, or read an article online, or drive on 696 this feeling gets reinforced. I am not a racist, nor am I an ultranationalist; I just hate the world in general. As a result of my blanket hate I sit on my rooftop every night with a giant magnet hoping to attract a comet to destroy us all. If you enjoy hate as much as I do then I think you will understand today’s posts.

In the late 1980’s Rambo was the new Chuck Norris, as a result, the only logical path of action was to make a music video about him.


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Well as you can imagine after a decade or two this video eventually made its way into the hands of the illustrious Kim Jong-Il. Good ol’ Kim thinks that everything is about him, so naturally he assumed that those were North Korean Soldiers that Rambo was killing. We can have a laugh because: A. Rambo is fictitious and B. It is obvious that those soldiers were Pennsylvania Dutch. As a result of Kim’s confusion he put together this little anti American propaganda song. WARNING!!!! This video contains language not suitable for small children, the average workplace, or teddy bear farms.


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Ok, now that we got the country hating out of the way, lets move on to racism.



You may ask, what inspired that skyscraper to sing about racism? Well I can tell you, it was this video, and no she is not naked.



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I hope you enjoyed today’s swim in unjustified hatred… you jerks.