Today is your Thursday; and just so there is no confusion I am off work tomorrow, so that means that today is Friday for me. Following that logic I deeply apologize for not posting anything on "my Thursday" (which due to my last sentence has now ceased to exist). Seeing that I am not likely to post anything at home (because my home computer is currently a large paperweight) on what could be considered "your Friday" then this post does not actually exist.
That is unless this is actually that missing post from Tuesday
This video is a song about Burt Reynolds being Batman. Why? Just because. It has much non-church acceptable language in it (so don't listen to it too loudly when you are in church).
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I couldn't resist yet another literal translation video because its Rick Astley for Pete's sake.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Oops, No Yesterday!
While life may be very busy for me these days, know that I will always love you and try my dandiest to bring you WTF
Here is another example of “Commercials that are to WTF for the U.S.A”.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Today’s CHALLENGE!!! is from a porno. There is absolutely no sex in this clip, just terrible CG and even more terrible acting…hence the CHALLEGE!!!
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This video makes me think of Australia, mostly because everyone has Koala noses.
Bana Panic! from Ori Ayalon on Vimeo
The following is Angela Landsbury-tastic!!!
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Here is another example of “Commercials that are to WTF for the U.S.A”.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Today’s CHALLENGE!!! is from a porno. There is absolutely no sex in this clip, just terrible CG and even more terrible acting…hence the CHALLEGE!!!
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This video makes me think of Australia, mostly because everyone has Koala noses.
Bana Panic! from Ori Ayalon on Vimeo
The following is Angela Landsbury-tastic!!!
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Penis, Snickers, Little Boys, and Uranus…In that Order
Sometimes the world makes my life really easy. Need a topic for toddsift? Just go to the internets, search a few sites, and viola! Instant WTF fodder is presented to you on a silver platter.
Remember kids; Pipe is for plumbing, not penises!
I love Mr. T and I know you do as well. Mr. T loves Snickers and hell tell you all about it (as well as answer some pressing questions).
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I used to think that I had a lot of time on my hands, but to recreate Michael “get’em before the hair does” Jackson’s Thriller using 64 vocal samples shows that not only do you have too much time, but perhaps you don’t mind pedophilia all that much.
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I think that today’s last video has got to be my favorite. There is cheesy and there is figure skating. But who knew that they went so well together (I just wish that I had the whole presentation instead of just the opening credits). Feel free to make your own Uranus jokes while watching.
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Remember kids; Pipe is for plumbing, not penises!
I love Mr. T and I know you do as well. Mr. T loves Snickers and hell tell you all about it (as well as answer some pressing questions).
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I used to think that I had a lot of time on my hands, but to recreate Michael “get’em before the hair does” Jackson’s Thriller using 64 vocal samples shows that not only do you have too much time, but perhaps you don’t mind pedophilia all that much.
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I think that today’s last video has got to be my favorite. There is cheesy and there is figure skating. But who knew that they went so well together (I just wish that I had the whole presentation instead of just the opening credits). Feel free to make your own Uranus jokes while watching.
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Brief
Its Friday so shut up and enjoy.
When I was a kid PBS had Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street. Now they have things like Captain Huggy Face. Yep we’re all doomed.
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Its too bad the quality of this video is so bad, the fart jokes really deserve better.
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When I was a kid PBS had Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street. Now they have things like Captain Huggy Face. Yep we’re all doomed.
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Its too bad the quality of this video is so bad, the fart jokes really deserve better.
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout at the Toilet!
Once again there is more evidence that all is not right in the fine state of Pennsylvania.
That now brings the wacky count up to 3.
1. Assault with a deadly gnome
2. Attacked by a dead deer
3. Winning money for cursing at toilets
It is like it has become some sort of WTF Mecca.
Here is a song about chutney.
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Oh you kooky Japanese. Of course we want clothes that disguise us as vending machines.
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1. Assault with a deadly gnome
2. Attacked by a dead deer
3. Winning money for cursing at toilets
It is like it has become some sort of WTF Mecca.
Here is a song about chutney.
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Oh you kooky Japanese. Of course we want clothes that disguise us as vending machines.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
It’s Just Not Right
Today is one of those days when the purity of a single video is quite all that is needed to sum up a 24 hour period of WTF. There may be other things that you will encounter during the course of your Wednesday that you may stop and ogle at in confusion. There may be other web videos floating in the dark corners of the internets that could be prodded from their hiding places. There could also be headlines and pictures so intentionally bizarre that they cause synaptic meltdowns in the brains of those who witness them, but all of this is certainly unnecessary because today we have The Cat with Hands.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Pesky Mountains
Sometimes I wonder if there is any limit to human narcissism. Book after book will tell you that we are the master species on this planet, but I won’t believe it until some of those books are written by the other species on this planet. I can bet you that ants don’t think us too organized, and owls think that we are down right noisy. It is for these reasons, and many many many more, that I just laugh when I read headlines like this one.
Who the hell do we think that we are telling something as ancient and stoic as a mountain that it has no right being right where it is? Scientists time and time again love to make these outlandish claims when something doesn’t exactly fit into their paradigm. It is the result of practicing science very incorrectly. I wish that I had my copy of Douglas Adams’ So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, because I think that a direct quote would be far more effective, but in lieu I will give you a general run down. In his book, Adams has a character who names himself Wonko the Sane. Why does he do this? The answer is a two-parter; First he understands that the only people who need to attach sane to their name must truly be insane. Second, Wonko is a scientist, and as a good one, he realizes that to understand the world scientifically you cannot possibly understand the world as a sane person would. All of the “sane” scientists, to Wonko, are doing science through too many preconceived filters. Filters that make them make preposterous claims about mountains not belonging where mountains belong.
On to the vids
This isn’t really WTF in fact it in many ways is a literal explanation of WTF, but given the reflexive nature of the universe I guess if you are attempting to define WTF then the definition itself becomes WTF….what am I saying, just watch it.
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Say what you will about Keytars, Lord knows that I have not been hesitant in the past, but the very thing that makes this video WTF is the fact that this is the least Keytar-esque Keytar performance that I have ever witnessed.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Tim Curry is generally a well respected actor in the world of film. I have noticed however that he will take what appears to be ANY role that comes his way. That is okay by me because it supplies me with today’s CHALLENGE!!! I fell about a minute short on my first attempt.
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Who the hell do we think that we are telling something as ancient and stoic as a mountain that it has no right being right where it is? Scientists time and time again love to make these outlandish claims when something doesn’t exactly fit into their paradigm. It is the result of practicing science very incorrectly. I wish that I had my copy of Douglas Adams’ So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, because I think that a direct quote would be far more effective, but in lieu I will give you a general run down. In his book, Adams has a character who names himself Wonko the Sane. Why does he do this? The answer is a two-parter; First he understands that the only people who need to attach sane to their name must truly be insane. Second, Wonko is a scientist, and as a good one, he realizes that to understand the world scientifically you cannot possibly understand the world as a sane person would. All of the “sane” scientists, to Wonko, are doing science through too many preconceived filters. Filters that make them make preposterous claims about mountains not belonging where mountains belong.
On to the vids
This isn’t really WTF in fact it in many ways is a literal explanation of WTF, but given the reflexive nature of the universe I guess if you are attempting to define WTF then the definition itself becomes WTF….what am I saying, just watch it.
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Say what you will about Keytars, Lord knows that I have not been hesitant in the past, but the very thing that makes this video WTF is the fact that this is the least Keytar-esque Keytar performance that I have ever witnessed.
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CHALLENGE!!!
Tim Curry is generally a well respected actor in the world of film. I have noticed however that he will take what appears to be ANY role that comes his way. That is okay by me because it supplies me with today’s CHALLENGE!!! I fell about a minute short on my first attempt.
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