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For those of you not aware of the concept of a Rick Roll, allow me to explain. Rick Astley embodied all that was magnificent of the 1980's. His luxurious vocal tones, along with his phenomenal dancing skills made him the standard that all musicians should live up to. As a result of this nearly godlike status, now in the 2000's, Rick has been taken up by the evil internets as a weapon of massive capability. Rick Rolling originated on 4chan, and then quickly spread to sites such as YTMND.com and then eventually to the many video sites like Break.com, Videosift.com, and that communist site YouTube.com. Most videos entice the non-sexed internet user with a promise of a video of some sexy ladies, just to have the video switch dramatically to the Delicious Rick Astley a few seconds in. This abrupt change causes the theta waves of the human mind to change rapidly from pleasure seeking, to a purity seeking pattern, thus destroying the human soul. The only way to combat this malicious attack of our souls it to form a human chain across the globe, while wearing large shoulder padded suits, and singing the hits that Mr. Astley made soooooo popular. As you can see I am on a global cause kick today, tomorrow I probably won't give a rat's patootee.
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