Friday, February 29, 2008

Sweet and Sour Awesomeness

It’s no secret to those who know me best that I love the Japanese. Their quite intensity, and repressed societal rules cause them, when it’s time to relax, to freak out in some of the most entertaining ways. Crazy internet videos are bound to happen when you cram that many lactose intolerant people on a small series of islands in the South Pacific. What many Japanese will never admit is that, while they are special in their own way, they still hailed from the mainland across the sea. Yes I am talking about China, the original birthplace of all that is Asian. Now I don’t claim to be an expert on China, mostly because they are Communists. Every one knows that, Communists don’t want you to be an expert on Communists, unless you are a Communist. However, I do know that the Chinese are repressed, and have a proclivity to do wacky things. While most of us in the west are convinced that all they do is make GHB laced children’s toys, and poison dog food at low low costs, there are also these fine exports that I have posted today.

Ah, the wonder of animals riding animals. No doubt some of you have seen the tiger riding the horse photos by now. I am pleased to present Monkey riding goat on tight rope and cup.


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What could show the tenacity and ingenuity of the Chinese more than this video? Wrestler A is all set for the match, when Wrestler B calls in sick with the Bird Flu. Will Wrestler A disappoint the fans? No! These people paid hard earned money, they made while making the latest Sarny and Magnetbox televisions, to see a show. I salute you Wrestler A… even though you are a Commie!


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude this is a noble quest. Friggin awesome. Continue at all costs. WTF must be found. Your bro.