toddsift: Bug Hunt

I came across an interesting bit of trivia today, apparently the mosquito kills more people world wide than any other animal. This tidbit inspired me to do one of those long MS Paint photo-essay style entries today. My foray, however, was halted as quickly as it started when I accidentally mistyped the word mosquito in the search field. I forgot to include the letter “s” and was immediately treated to an image of a semi-flaccid penis resting on some white frilly panties. This system shock got the gears in my brain to suddenly shudder to a halt and change directions. Now my purpose was to find out how many misspelled words lead to pornographic images on the first results page. To my surprise, out of the vastly extensive list of misspelled words (about a dozen or so), I found no other phallic results (no bewbs either). I went back to my original search to see if I could find out what made Mosquito with no “s” a special catalyst for dick pictures. The sight that Google had plucked the offending image from was a blog written in Spanish. Naturally I took the internet express to my favorite translating page and I was given no direct translation of the word from Spanish to English…another dead end. This left me with two possibilities; “moquito” is a slang term, or the fine fellow (who decided the world needed to see his junk) simply mistyped the word mosquito on his blog. If the later is true, then I really want to know why anyone would use the word mosquito in connection with a photo of their willie-wanker. Personally I would only use descriptors that incited images of largeness, like mammoth or sperm whale.

Maybe he wanted to incite the image of a penis that kills more people world wide than any other animal (ala angry little cinnamon bun style).

Speaking of penises (or as I prefer, peni) here is a little peni WTF

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Here in America when we want to advertise our beer, we pull out the good old clichés of hot women, sports, and goofy humor. Our beer is piss. In Europe, where they make beer that is not piss, they don’t use good old clichés, they use avant-garde surreal clichés.