I’ve always known that there was a good reason that I don’t like cats, it turns out they are stealing our food. According to an Australian study not only are cat food producers using nearly two and a half million tons of forage fish (a limited resource) a year to make gourmet cat food, but cats in Australia are yearly eating eight percent more fish than the Australians themselves. The really scary part comes in when you realize that fish is “brain food”. I now see a trend where cats are going to become smarter than their human counterparts by consuming massive amounts of vitamin “what-ever-the-fuck-is-in-fish-that-is-good-for-your-brain”, not to mention the benefits of the fatty acid “omega-what-ever-the-fuck-is-really-good-for-your-heart” that they will reap. I will only be a matter of time before the world is overthrown by a race of Über Kitties who will use human hide for their scratching posts.
If you don’t want the world to change, then I suggest you feed your cats plain old Meow Mix.
Or you could give them New Tik Tiks with Almonds.
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People also feed their pet ferrets cat food…not so smart either.
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There seem to be quite a few of these popping up around the internets these days. I guess that I welcome copycat videos just slightly more than say… copycat killings.
CHALLENGE!!!
Just try to pretend that you are artsy and pretentious and you just might be able to make it through all six minutes of this David Lynch scene.
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