Hyman Golden, Snapple co-founder, dead at 85
BY GARY DYMSKI mailto:gary.dymski@newsday.com
8:53 PM EDT, September 23, 2008
Now notice this line from the body of the article.
“Golden, 85, of Hewlett Harbor, died on Sept. 14, reportedly of complications from a stroke.”
Question: Why the 9 day delay?
Answer: The Quaker Oats Man is a White Supremacist.
In 1994 the Quaker Oats Co. purchased Snapple Beverage Corp. away from its Jewish ownership in what could be looked at as just one more step in the master plan that “whitey” has created with the goal of eliminating the “multi-ethnic multi-faith plague” that is gripping the American economy. The simple fact that the Quaker Oats Man (who we all know is the actual mastermind behind the Quaker Oats Co.), “owns” the Aunt Jemima brand shows the audacity and disregard for basic human rights. Furthermore the Neo-Nazi overlord that is the Quaker Oats Man, in an attempt to disparage the already oppressed Ms. Jemima, recalled her delicious pancake and waffle mix under the guise that tainted with salmonella earlier this year.
The pattern of ethnic attacks is obvious, but what does it have to do with the delay in reporting Hyman Golden’s death? According to a completely imaginary source, who’s name shall be withheld (it rhymes with “The Lapple Snady”), no one knew that Golden was dead because his body went missing. This source also reported that mysterious sounds could be heard from deep within the Quaker Oats factory. Durring the conversation with our source terms such as “bio-engineering”, “cloning”, and “attempted de-Hebrew-ifacation” were frequently tossed around.
Was the Quaker Oats Man, knowing that the popularity of Snapple has waned since Golden’s departure from the company, attempting to make non-Jewish Clones of Hyman Golden? That sort of speculation should not be entertained here on such a prestigious web site, but it is food for thought.
Now notice this line from the body of the article.
“Golden, 85, of Hewlett Harbor, died on Sept. 14, reportedly of complications from a stroke.”
Question: Why the 9 day delay?
Answer: The Quaker Oats Man is a White Supremacist.
In 1994 the Quaker Oats Co. purchased Snapple Beverage Corp. away from its Jewish ownership in what could be looked at as just one more step in the master plan that “whitey” has created with the goal of eliminating the “multi-ethnic multi-faith plague” that is gripping the American economy. The simple fact that the Quaker Oats Man (who we all know is the actual mastermind behind the Quaker Oats Co.), “owns” the Aunt Jemima brand shows the audacity and disregard for basic human rights. Furthermore the Neo-Nazi overlord that is the Quaker Oats Man, in an attempt to disparage the already oppressed Ms. Jemima, recalled her delicious pancake and waffle mix under the guise that tainted with salmonella earlier this year.
The pattern of ethnic attacks is obvious, but what does it have to do with the delay in reporting Hyman Golden’s death? According to a completely imaginary source, who’s name shall be withheld (it rhymes with “The Lapple Snady”), no one knew that Golden was dead because his body went missing. This source also reported that mysterious sounds could be heard from deep within the Quaker Oats factory. Durring the conversation with our source terms such as “bio-engineering”, “cloning”, and “attempted de-Hebrew-ifacation” were frequently tossed around.
Was the Quaker Oats Man, knowing that the popularity of Snapple has waned since Golden’s departure from the company, attempting to make non-Jewish Clones of Hyman Golden? That sort of speculation should not be entertained here on such a prestigious web site, but it is food for thought.
The white devil?
Speaking of race wars, check out this VW commercial from abroad.
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I’m sure this fellow is just high on life, and nothing else.
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