A Japanese university professor has made the claim that North Korea’s very own superstar Kim Jong Il has actually been dead since 2003. He suggests that the country is being run by a shadow government and several Kim Jong Il look-a-likes have been used for public appearances. There could be far reaching repercussions if this were to be true. Increased sanctions, U.S. invasion, nuclear threat all pale in comparison to the simple fact that Jong Il himself would have never seen his glorious marionette portrayal in Team America: World Police. When I think of the possibility that Mr. Kim (a reported lover of western cinema) might have never been able to sing along with his on screen counterpart my heart is filled with a heavy sadness. I hope that this outlandish claim can be proven wrong, so that someday the entire Kim clan can gather around their 42 inch LG television and bask in the glory of what can only be described as the greatest form of flattery to Jong Il.
The internets were full of some very artsy WTF today. I find that even if you slap on the label artsy, it still doesn’t excuse the WTF.
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I know what they are saying on the other end of that phone line. They are telling these people that gas prices will triple in the next 20 years.
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Gay? Yes quite, but in that good old fashioned entertaining way that leaves you extremely puzzled.
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CHALLENGE!!!
One of the things that made this most CHALLENGE!!! worthy is that it takes over a minute to actually get rolling, after that, it is just all about cake and meat.
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