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If you are not a historian like me then you probably haven’t paid that much attention to Hershal Zergot’s Documentation of the Fluffy Rainbow War. It all started when Princess Lollipop of Zamambia lost her magic crown. This allowed the Witch-King of Dark Meats to cast her into the Fleet Footed Never Troll’s cavern and imprison her. The people suffered dearly under the reign of the Witch-King, until one day when a trollopop named Marthusiel the Small came to the Princess’s rescue. Marthusiel had no intention on finding himself entwined in the fates of the big people. He merely used the troll’s caverns as a means to transport wallopberries to the chipmunks in exchange for the tree elixirs he desperately needed to heal his sickly wife. The Three Sisters of Asulia (the most powerful deities in all of Zamambia), had greater plans in store for the little trollopop. The Sisters charged him with the quest of rescuing the Princess, finding the Nineteen Grand items of Gravy, and burnishing Great Globe of the Gibbon Lord. Together, with the help of a kindly patch of moss and a cup of soup, Marthusiel and Princess Lollipop accomplished these tasks finally realizing that the magic lie in them and not the Princess’s crown. The Witch-King then became nervous when he realized that the Gibbon Lord had regained his confidence, and was amassing an army armed with the nineteen items. The Witch-King prematurely sent forth his troops to Sugar-toes Valley to head off the Gibbon Lord. This gave Marthusiel and the Princess time to return to the castle unnoticed and defeat the Witch-King themselves. This restored peace to the land, and its marmots.

You may wonder why I put you through all of that. Simple really, it makes far less sense than this video does. I thought it might give you the proper perspective.