There is a Blues Traveler Song that is Quite Similar in Context

The following are three summations of news articles that I read on the internet today:

There is a man from Virginia who lost 86 pounds by eating nothing but McDonalds.

A group of seven students moved out of their University of Pennsylvania Apartment, but left behind a human skull.

In Japan there is a new trend in pornography, it is called Elder Porn.

The following are three summations of news articles that I imagined out of thin air today:

Wisconsin man cashes in lottery ticket only to find out that he is married to his sister.

Chinese National Zoo announced new panda birth, cub to be named Flung Pu.

German study finds link between hard core pornography and longevity.

So what is my point? To be honest I have no point. This really is all just and illusion anyway, just some text at the top of my post to make it seem like I took my time with today’s entry. The truly ironic part is that it actually did take me a great deal of time trying to come up with absolutely nothing to say. It probably took me longer to specifically look up weird internet articles than it would have taken me to just sit down, think of a topic with a good jumping off point, and then written about it. Now that I am thinking about it I certainly hope that all of you appreciate the fact that I put so much time and effort into appearing that I was writing a post when I could have just written a post like every other lazy ass blogger out there. I would like you to send me little gifts of appreciation for all the hard work that I put into not putting in hard work. Feel free to drop them off to me at my desk at work, or my home. I appreciate cash, Non-American Beer, and cash.

Did I mention that I appreciate cash?

IT’S VIDEO TIME!!!!!

Here is a compilation of some rather WTF animated gifs (personally I pronounce it gifs and not gifs like some people) mixed with some classic internet clips.


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It is amazing when you recall all of the television shows that have been since the dawn of television less than century ago. It is not so amazing when some of them don’t make a long run.


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NSFW and NSFPWAAOPUAPD

That would translate to Not Safe For Work and Not Safe For People Who Are Afraid Of Penises Used As Propulsion Devices.



You might think, Oh what a charming video with brightly colored animation, but wait long enough for the horse cult and the unicorn with eye lasers to show up and you will be singing a different tune.


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I have decided to sell my X Box 360 and all of its games so that I can get a chance to get on line with all the kids and mark territory by urinating.

Confused? Watch this and be even more confused.


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