Thursday, May 8, 2008

Banana Hammocks and Pictures of Your Mom

Often I have reflected on the subject of men and their manliness, so why should today be any different. I often think of this blog as providing a crucial service for the masses, educating and inspiring them with insights that they might not get elsewhere. You cannot learn the ways of MANDOM in elementary school, nor will you be graced with White Gold at church. Sure… the internet provides the materials that you need to be self educated, but I know how busy you are, and I for the most part am not. Today we shall take a deep dive into the male psyche. I hope the womenfolk out there glean some new knowledge of how the manly mind works from today’s posts. At the same time I hope that the men can get some man-tastic tips on how to be more man-esque.

Everyone knows that men can be slightly sexually driven, but some men greatly abuse their MANDOM supply and therefore have greater urges than others. This bit of video taboo contains NSFW language and some rather dark comedy (which is why it is awesomely WTF).


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When men are not thinking of sex they are thinking tools and the various jobs that they do. When men find themselves in a situation with a job to do, but no tools, they revert to a more primal set of tools, i.e. their hands. When men find themselves in a situation where they have a job to do, and they have no tools and their hands are otherwise full, they move onto other body parts. I know that you are assuming that I mean their feet, but you are wrong. The feet are filthy. Think of all the things you step on over the course of a day. There is a far superior tool on the human body as demonstrated by this fine gentleman.


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At the end of the day when all the work and sex is done for a man and he just wants to relax, there are always Mandles.


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CHALLENGE

Like that wilted piece of parsley on the dinner plate is supposed to cleanse the pallet after the meal, this video challenge is designed to cleanse you of the ramped up testosterone levels that today’s manly posts may have caused. I made it 31 seconds before I felt like a little girl.


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