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The world will come to an end soon. I am not just jumping onto that whole “Mayan Calendar that ends in 2012” thing, nor am I considering the massive natural disasters that have struck Asia recently as signs of the apocalypse. My prediction for the end of times comes from much sounder evidence. I believe that God will smite us with his all powerfulness simply because a movie based around the Pac-Man franchise is in the works. To date no movie made from a videogame has either been successful, nor even watchable. Why then, in the name of shrimp, would the concept of a Pac-Man movie sound good to any one? This would be a movie based on a franchise that has not even been on a gaming council in decades, a movie based on a little yellow round guy that eats his way to success while never pooping, a movie that encourages eating “power pellets” so you can chase your demons away. I realize that most movie executives live so far up the asses of the movie studio owners that they possibly couldn’t have a perspective on what is quality and what is shit, but PAC-MAN?!?!?

I am going home to cry now.

While I weep, enjoy the first episode of Italian Spiderman. I found the trailer quite a while ago, and I think that it is one of the original videos Andy put on this site when he first set it up. Not that you have to see the trailer to enjoy this spooftastic prod at foreign television.


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Ahh Calvin Klein, you have a fragrance for everything.


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Here is got to be the worst 70 porno ever made. The original poster said that the porn was edited out of this 4 minute clip, but after watching it, I am not so sure there was any porn in this porn to begin with. Here is Batpussy.


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