Sex and Consequences

After yesterday’s White Gold marathon, you may feel your loins aflame with passion. Its O.K., you are not alone. No one can withstand that much raw power without some sort of repercussions. After the original MANDOM posts I hear tell that neigh on 20 women in the general vicinity instantly became pregnant. If you find that White Gold’s pure carnal power was enough to inspire your naughty bits to be electrified, then you may wish to take care of your needs with a partner. Be warned though, partaking in such traditions may lead you down paths you have never considered. I am not speaking of crabs or the HIV, but instead of babies. It has become abundantly clear to me that for some reason a large portion of this world still doesn’t understand the connection between shimmying between the sheets and cranking out the brats. So here today I present a sort of video essay, if you will, on the cause and effect of sexin’ it up with or without protection.

People do it, animals do it, and even plants sorta do it. (Although they usually use bees… those damn freaks) If it wasn’t for the fact that within the last year I heard that there is a fetish that involves pictures of dragons having sex with cars, I would have never considered automobile sex before. Somehow this video makes the dragon car sex seem almost natural.


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So now the sex has been had. What should have the nice couple have done? Simple they should have done it safely like the folks in this commercial learn.


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Now say that you were part of the former crowd, represented in video one, and chose not to wrap the little spelunker. Nine months later you may find yourself with so many children that throwing them off the roof sounded like a good option, i.e. this video.


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If you were in the group represented by video two and still wanted to have a child, then you could always make one out of spare parts.

I wouldn’t suggest it…it would be really creepy.

(NOTE: This video seems to be currently broken. I will try to find it from another source, in the mean time think creepy thoughts, that should fill the gap.)


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Any just in case you never want to be horny again, feel free to watch this video whenever the urge arises. I can guarantee that 99% of you will lose that feeling quick. The other 1%... stay away from me…far away.

Yes this is the same Cross-Dressing-Hispanic-Midget from prior posts, you can thank Brian for His/Her initial discovery.


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