My Head is Cold

Denmark has been ranked happiest country in the world, Canada and Northern Ireland also made high marks. I was pondering these facts when I realized that there was a similar criterion for all three of these countries, they are the proverbial hats of larger grumpier countries. Now that we know that “hat countries” are happy countries the real key is to look at what type of hat each country is. This helps up determine just how happy a county is.

Here is Northern Ireland:



As you can see, while N.I. is definitely the hat of Ireland, it is merely the Bowler hat of its southern neighbor, nice, but hardly extravagant.

Canada.



Canada has a subtle trucker hat quality. Enough to keep road glare out of the U.S.’s eyes, yet more functional than formal.

Now we come to the point where it becomes obvious why Denmark is the happiest “hat country” around.



One look at the gaiety that hat exudes and it is no wonder the people of Denmark are as happy as clams.

So what have we learned today? Nothing really, but I am not here to teach you as much as waste your time.

Now to the WTF

I think that this is best left with no introduction.



CHALLENGE!!!

I survived the whole thing, see if you can.

I think it was the mustaches that kept me going…or was it the seventies style porn music?


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