Wednesday, April 23, 2008

French-Asian Asses and How to Care for Them

Today I bring you the Old Country Buffet of WTF. Come one and all, form a shuffling line behind the geriatrics and the overweight white trash. Pay your “one price for all you can eat” fee and pick up your heavy duty resin trey. Travel from section to section never wondering why this place is so dimly lit. From behind the sneeze guards heaping spoonfuls of oddity and confusion await. It is plentiful, it is diverse, but none of it is good for your physical or mental well being. That won’t stop you, Hell you’re an American, excess is just the beginning. Take all you want…but please eat all you take.

Asian media is generally WTF with out even trying that hard. When they actually try for the WTF it is simply mind blowing. If you can tell me why the things that are happening in this video are happening than you are a more messed up individual than I. I highly recommend you watch it with sound because it is dubbed over.

Dubbed over in French that is.


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THIS NEXT VIDEO IS SO IMMATURE YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO SKIP IT!!!!!


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Assuming you did watch that last video let us put the cart after the horse and combine a French invention with the Japanese flare for dramatics…here is a Japanese ad for a bidet. Personally I have never gotten behind the idea of hosing my undercarriage off after a good duce, but too each his own. I cannot tell if these people are orgasmic or in agony…or possibly both.


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And finally to leave you with that slightly sickened feeling that you would have if you had visited an actually Old Country Buffet, here is a video that can be summed up in two words.

UMM…what?


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