SMUT!

Today the conversation turned to Amish Hand-jobs. You know, the Jebediah jerk, churning the butter, only second in popularity to the Obediah oral. This is pretty typical for these parts. This got me thinking, if this is the quality of conversation around my work place, why not just sit around and watch porn. Not just any porn though, the MANDOM of porn. Canadian porn… Canadian porn with snakes… Canadian porn with snake battle scenes… yeah that kind of porn.

Here is that kind of Porn. Don’t worry the clip ends before the porn part actually starts.


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Didn’t that just want you to spank the monkey? Or perhaps have the monkey spank you?


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Now if you feel a bit dirty after that feel free to wash the guilt from your hands. After all if you don’t wash your hands you might be just as evil as Lex Luthor.


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